LOLing On the BRB

totes for sure

2006-06-14T15:29:00.000-07:00

here are some of christian's friends in london

man. sure looks like he's having a wild time.

the new christian

2006-05-16T16:01:00.000-07:00

so christian moved to london and changed his look from barney's to....

...Cray Cray.

peace out bitches

2006-04-28T12:02:00.000-07:00

i just peed sitting down. it was great. sitting down is the new standing up.

blogging sucks

2006-04-10T10:49:00.000-07:00

i'm over blogging. blogging was cool in march. peace out bitches.

an ingrown knuckle hair

2006-03-21T16:17:00.000-08:00

we had a martini and lasagna party for dru last night.
here's a picture of her friend pouring some martinis.

St. Paddy

2006-03-17T12:39:00.000-08:00

this is christian's twin brother, showing his spirit

Overheard In New York

2006-03-10T13:07:00.000-08:00

www.overheardinnewyork.com is the best site since trent. and in case you didnt know, perezhilton.com is the new trent.blogspot.com.

my favorite overheard quotes of the week:

Guy #1: Who, Trisha? Hell nah, She never calls me. She sucks.
Guy #2: Nah nigga, she doesn't suck; she licks.
Guy #1: What the fuck?
Guy #2: Isn't she a lesbian now or some shit?
Guy #1: I don't know!
Guy #2: Well I heard she is and like I said, she doesn't suck. She licks. The bitch eats vagiburgers

and of course:

Chick: Today is such a good day; my class was cancelled, it's sunny, I'm so relaxed.
Guy: Yeah, and I fucked the shit out of you.
Chick: Yeah, I love you.

--7th & B

The Boy Who Cried "I'm Moving to London"

2006-03-08T10:25:00.000-08:00

Its official.

I am leaving Tuesday March 21.

Save your tears for Fall Out Boy. Just make sure we talk/hang out before I leave and my fake british accent is too thick to understand.

k?

book your tickets now bitches or t in the park, leeds, oxygen festival, isle of wright, and every other festival happening over there this summer.

What Happened to Emo Kids being Sensitive.....

2006-03-07T14:47:00.000-08:00

thanks dana over at totesprobsmaybs for this link. Dana posts on this message board above daily. She just got "Sugar We're Going Down..." Tattoed above her tits.

Hormone Free

2006-03-07T13:51:00.000-08:00

i don't know how to post links so just copy and paste this...

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

it is unbelievable, creepy, and funny in a really sad and lonely way.

He likes to dance and do jumping jacks.

Introducing...

2006-03-03T19:58:00.000-08:00

...the baddest bitch in Italy. this is c. go........don't fuck with her, k?

this is a persian gangsta...about to kick some ass. fuck yeah. stay tough.

and finally i'd like to leave you all with another picture of one the bitches over at callmepapa. this is papa. looking her finest.

Because I Love Her...Thats Why

2006-03-03T10:10:00.000-08:00

So i know you all met my friend Linds and her boobers a few days back. But lets take a look at some other pics of my girl. Shall we? Come my ladies. Come come my ladies..

oh linds- your so silly. Stop being so crazy, k?

what? your hungry? ok- here have some chocolate nachos.

yeah just pretend to bite into them. thanks. perfect.

oh linds- i knew youd come around. Now tell your friend in the middle to elbow that greasy haired pale chick to the side so this picture will go nicely on my mantel. thanks.

and lastly- heres what Lindsay has to say about this new CallMePapa Blog:

Dana....Have I Got A Man For You

2006-03-02T11:48:00.000-08:00

Dontcha..Dontcha..Dontcha Wish Your Boyfriend Was Hot Like Him

May the Moon Shine Down and Bless You

2006-03-02T09:40:00.000-08:00

Meet my friends.

Moonshine Riverwater, Feather Bear Starry Night, And Crackhead.

I met them on an indian reservation called the Darkroom.

Fat Mike Is My Hero

2006-03-02T09:05:00.000-08:00

So Last Night I went to see NOFX play at BB Kings, which Fat mike dubbed the "Burger King Lounge" for the night. It was refreshing to see 2000 people packed into a club and freaking out for a band- complete with stage diving and crowd surfing and weird kids in suspenders making "helicopter arms" or whatever they call slam dancing these days. It was also refreshing to see a band roll into new york and not take themselves too seriously. My favorite quote of the night:

Fat Mike: "So how many of you are under 21?"

(theres about 5 people who raise their hands or scream or whatever)

Fat Mike: "And how many people are drinking?"

(the entire place raises their hands)

Fat Mike: "the bar just ran out of beer....so the next time someone makes fun of you for being a nofx fan and says "you like nofx? what are you...14?" you can just say "no- i like nofx and im an alcohooooollllic. so fuck you" "

i thought it was funny....it didnt come through did it? you had to be there? but theres no way anyone reading this wouldve been there. i mean, the only people that read this are jeff and dana. (hi bitches!)

Anyways- the show was excellente. And this guy has the life i dream of:

And tonight Im going to see belle and sebastian and the new pornographers with rachel. They are playing at the Nokia Theater.

Do you want to know what excited me most about this...Its that the Nokia Theater is in Times Square and that means dinner is going to be at.......(drumroll):

I love bubba gump shrimp co. Fried Shrimp Po Boy Here I Come!

Oh yeah. Everyone...please meet...

2006-03-02T08:49:00.000-08:00

...our friend DJ E-Trip.

Kristin, Lindsay...I'd like you to meet...

2006-03-02T08:45:00.000-08:00

...our new rival blogger. some of you may recognize this heathen. stay tuned for more.

Kristin, I Want to Introduce You To Someone

2006-03-01T14:54:00.000-08:00

Kristin- Meet Lindsay (see Below). She can give you a few tips on how to lose the bow and shore more boobage.

Thank You Dress...

2006-03-01T09:50:00.000-08:00

favorite songs of the day

2006-02-28T10:43:00.000-08:00

Vinyl N Vinyl- The Ludlow Kids
Converse Day Dream- The Shovels
Last Nights Party was Just "Alright"- The Cobrasnakes
Three Gallavanters- Prison Break on Mission St

Like this jeffers

2006-02-28T10:19:00.000-08:00

Move over James Frey Scandel....that WAS dana passed out in the picture leaked onto the net. I knew it all along.

Back to work
-Sebastian Getoit

ps- Meredith- were you a competitive ice skater??? something about that pose tells me yes...

Blowing TPM out of the water...

2006-02-28T09:39:00.000-08:00

so i would like to second X-tian on a few of his well-made points. Aneesa is a fucking animal. She would have definitely been eating Beth's butt in the sand. Beth is a fucking loser who was definitely crying in her car ride home. i heard she hates vegetarian sandwiches. and about the sidekick 2 AND the one-year subscription...i've never been that jealous of any member of the challenges before. except for maybe mallory. i luf her a lot.

so, whatwasmyfavoritepartoftelevisionlastnight you ask? about 10:43, There and Back, the chore board. haha. awesome. my family had one of those when i was like 7.

myotherfavoritepartoftelevisionlastnight was the crying bitch in the limo after the bachelor denied her. "i love spending time with you. you're amazing, but..." peace out trick.

Beach Brawl....Beach Brawl...Beach Brawl...

2006-02-28T08:54:00.000-08:00

Dont pay any attention to Dana over at TotesProbsMaybs.blogspot.com

She is mean sprited and selfish and a bit too competitive.....much like----ANEEESA!

Lets talk about the Gauntlet. Shall We? Not only do I cancel all plans on Monday nights post 9:45 (15 minutes to get warmed up to last weeks episode). Last night I faked sick at the knitting factory in order to get home in time for the Aneesa challenge without getting made fun of.

Poor Beth. So the girl cant pull herself up a ladder. She tried. She was red in the face. She had "her heart in it" as those gauntlet kids would say. But Aneesa had to come and go all psycho on our asses. Props to Beth for ditching out of Beach brawl with that crazy bitch. Before she knew she would have been face first in a sand castle with that crazy lesbo eating her ass. Geesh!

Why do these people take themselves so seriosuly when in the end they spent their day on a dangling teeter totter...And why do I end up gripping my sofa until the mission is over only to leave sweat marks and skid stains all over the place... All I know is props to Kina for winning the Sidekick 2 and a free subscription. Text paris and tell her i say hi, k?k.

And as for the 10:30 spot- Ashlee Parker Angel is the coolest thing to come along since T-Pain. And his wife- she is the new queen of the valley (sorry Beav.)

if i knew how to post pictures- i would.

Daily BBPFCSB

2006-02-27T11:05:00.000-08:00

The above is the acronym for my new life motto. Daily Blueberry Pancakes from Clinton Street Bakery. Its a bit long, or else I would have added NTBSWD which stands for Not To Be Shared With Dana....that bitch ordered her own set at brunch yesterday and totally messed up my sunday flow.

I am going to see NOFX this Wednesday. Why? Because the kids who go to NOFX shows dont give a flying rats ass about what kick ass after party is going on after and where ultragirrrl and the dude from LCD soundsystem are playing after. And they dont stand around with their arms folded looking around to see if the Last Nights Party guy with the bad weave is around to take their pic looking sultry and "over it"....nope. NOFX fans gear up with liberty spikes and green kool aid hair and totally lose their shit at shows. Its so much fun.

NYITC

New York Is Too Cool.

peacers.

We hate TPM

2006-02-27T10:57:00.000-08:00

Christian thinks he has a pill stuck in his throat. He says it's been there since last night. I said that it def would have dissolved by now.

The weather in California is cloudy and rainy, with a chance of thunderstorms. There is a high wind advisory for Northern California and stream and street flooding warning. You can never be over prepared.

Everyone should watch Lost. k?

We're BAAAAAAACK!

2006-02-17T12:45:00.000-08:00

And totes probs maybs hasnt got shit on us.

stay tuned. the official relaunch is coming in honor of President's day.

Peacers

i like 'em young

2005-12-12T10:31:00.000-08:00

i have no idea why but i cannot stop singing jojo. i don't even think i've ever heard the entire song.

get out, right now....it's too late and i can't wait....

i smoke that good shit

2005-12-10T20:19:00.000-08:00

true true....just this second, no lies being told, my roommate (no names to be mentioned) just sneezed and peed her pants "just a little bit". folks, you can't make this stuff up. for serious.

word of the week: cloodle.
other word of the week: tweener.

best thing ever....kind of...

2005-11-22T11:50:00.000-08:00

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=333

...down, down in an earlier round...

2005-10-25T17:02:00.000-07:00

everyone should have a fall out boy listening party at some point in their lives. i suggest it happen sooner than later.

check yourself bitch

2005-10-19T15:51:00.000-07:00

so there's an old disney movie called chitty chitty bang bang. has anyone seen it? heard of it? well, here's a story:

so lately i've noticed that dru is really funny (like, so funny the laughter hurts. hard to believe, yes, but true) on email and i ask her, i sezzs, "dru? why aren't you as funny in real life as you are on the email?" and she sezzs, she sezzs, "i no know."

cut to yesterday. our email convo proceeded as follows:

me: dru, do you want to have a chili cook off tonight? at the house? chili cook off + episodes of friends + vodka = gt's for all.
dru: not tonight. let's do it thursday. i'm having dinner with high school people tonight. i haven't seen them since 1995. they're all guys.
me: oh. that's weird. is it going to be a gang bang?
dru: yeah. i love gang bangs. and i love chili. CHILI CHILI GANG BANG!!!

i almost shit myself. bye.

The next big thang

2005-03-21T12:28:00.000-08:00

we're coming back...better than ever. soon. BRB.

Fuckin with the program

2004-09-13T15:27:00.000-07:00

Blogging is so four months ago.

Who the fuck celebrates Bastille Day?

2004-07-15T09:31:00.000-07:00

Last night was a night out in honor of French independence, I guess. Leaving work, I had no clue that it was Bastille day. BTW, bastille day = reason for lame people to go out after work and get drunk. So there we were, sitting in the irish bank alley with urine–shit stench and homeless b.o. in the air, euro/techo/house/neverending music at full volume, surrounded by everyone from suits to gay latin men wearing Gucci sunglasses*** To say the least, it was perfect. The group of suits, once drunk enough to have more to talk about than business, started to awkwardly dance and/or sing along to Michael Jackson while others pounded Coronas. That may be what I was confused by the most, the Coronas. Stella was on special. WTF. then came “the hot girls.” Just picture the slow-mo scene in mean girls when they are walking down the hall at school, just before kadie (Lindsey) falls into the garbage can, but picture them as 27 years olds. And instead of a school hall, picture a crowded alley filled with bastille day excitement. Unfortunately they didn’t want anything to do with us. But then again, they didn’t see us, we didn’t try to talk to them, and they came with a group of guys. I could start talking about the 45 year old and her two gay friends that we were talking to…oh, and her friend that I thought was her mom (are you her mom?), but my story telling would not do it justice. So I need to quit while I’m ahead. Good times. Go bastille day. and dammit, i missed the simple life.

***Please note: it was 9 pm and dark

I LOVE all things ghetto

2004-06-25T14:53:00.000-07:00

whistlin' while rollin' on dubs Please also help support Bubb Rubb here

Ya'll gonna make him steal a car...Up in Heeya Up in Heeya!

2004-06-25T13:48:00.000-07:00

On DMX's latest album, there is a song called "Rob All Night (If I'm gonna Rob)"

Looks like he decided to.

How fucking embarrassing? DMX, gangsta-pop rapper and b-movie actor, got arrested last night for attempting to steal a car at JFK airport Now i know he doesnt have as much money as he used to portray in his videos. Like im sure he pours Moet over his bitches instead of Cristal. But come on D, why the fuck are you stealing things? At airport parking lots! This is not hip hop.This is embarassing and ghetto

Jump right in.

2004-06-25T09:21:00.000-07:00

So much for the "Welcome to our blog" part. Jefferson just jumped right on in. But then again, at this point, the only people reading this are us and beaver. Hi Beaver.
Last night Lucy came back from Nantucket. Beaver, Lucy and I went to some australian bar to drink and smoke menthol cigarettes. Then Lucy got a phone call. Apparently, it was an open invite to the twilight zone, but Beaver and I werent informed. Cut to: small apartment, lots of stuff in my face, a southerner guy who wouldnt shut the fuck up after he blew a LOT of cocaine. If anyone is interested, this face raper is having a "killer party in the sickest space in NYC" this saturday. Complete with Margarita Machines with valume and Zanex crushed into them. Gross. He gave me all the rules and regulations on entering and bringing friends....for what felt like a fucking hour (on fire)...
We saw Natalie Portman getting ice cream on the way back to our apartment. Ive never wanted to be an ice cream cone so badly in my life.
Tonight im going to see Incubizzy. I hope its not yet another show where I feel old. Im sick of that. Ive totes become the creepy dude walking around with a beer, checking out the girls only to look up and realize they are like 17 and still holding their dad's hands.
Wait...
What?
They are 16.
fuck.

Oh yeah, and welcome to LOLing on the BRB. A place for me and jefferson to feel special.

Stop. Collaborate and listen fuckers...

2004-06-25T09:02:00.000-07:00

i'm a bit hungs to the over right now (thanks bessie...slut) but i need to mention a little somethin' somethin'. Pepsi Smash. on the WB. a great show that i only recently discovered. bands/groups/rappers/singers/songwriters play/perform/rap/sing for a crowd of well-groomed, short skirted, screaming girls and tcfs boys. and last night it was confirmed that yellowcard is a good time. christian has been saying this for quite sometime and it has been confirmed. p.s. other shows that sould not be missed on the WB: summerland, everwood (new season soon), high school reunion (new season soon), and numerous ridic movies throughout the week.

anyone for some Nickleback?

2004-06-24T14:26:00.000-07:00

lezz get this partaay started

testes. testes

2004-06-24T14:20:00.000-07:00

jeff is tall.

I'm in

2004-06-24T12:15:00.000-07:00

so i don't really have much to say just yet. i need to settle into my bloggerness. jesus, give me a fucking chance. calm the fuck down.