Tuesday, March 21, 2006

an ingrown knuckle hair


we had a martini and lasagna party for dru last night.
here's a picture of her friend pouring some martinis.

Friday, March 17, 2006

St. Paddy



this is christian's twin brother, showing his spirit

Friday, March 10, 2006

Overheard In New York

www.overheardinnewyork.com is the best site since trent. and in case you didnt know, perezhilton.com is the new trent.blogspot.com.

my favorite overheard quotes of the week:

Guy #1: Who, Trisha? Hell nah, She never calls me. She sucks.
Guy #2: Nah nigga, she doesn't suck; she licks.
Guy #1: What the fuck?
Guy #2: Isn't she a lesbian now or some shit?
Guy #1: I don't know!
Guy #2: Well I heard she is and like I said, she doesn't suck. She licks. The bitch eats vagiburgers

and of course:

Chick: Today is such a good day; my class was cancelled, it's sunny, I'm so relaxed.
Guy: Yeah, and I fucked the shit out of you.
Chick: Yeah, I love you.

--7th & B

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

The Boy Who Cried "I'm Moving to London"

Its official.

I am leaving Tuesday March 21.

Save your tears for Fall Out Boy. Just make sure we talk/hang out before I leave and my fake british accent is too thick to understand.

k?

book your tickets now bitches or t in the park, leeds, oxygen festival, isle of wright, and every other festival happening over there this summer.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

What Happened to Emo Kids being Sensitive.....

thanks dana over at totesprobsmaybs for this link. Dana posts on this message board above daily. She just got "Sugar We're Going Down..." Tattoed above her tits.

Hormone Free

i don't know how to post links so just copy and paste this...

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

it is unbelievable, creepy, and funny in a really sad and lonely way.

He likes to dance and do jumping jacks.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Introducing...


...the baddest bitch in Italy. this is c. go........don't fuck with her, k?


this is a persian gangsta...about to kick some ass. fuck yeah. stay tough.


and finally i'd like to leave you all with another picture of one the bitches over at callmepapa. this is papa. looking her finest.

Because I Love Her...Thats Why

So i know you all met my friend Linds and her boobers a few days back. But lets take a look at some other pics of my girl. Shall we? Come my ladies. Come come my ladies..



oh linds- your so silly. Stop being so crazy, k?

what? your hungry? ok- here have some chocolate nachos.



yeah just pretend to bite into them. thanks. perfect.



oh linds- i knew youd come around. Now tell your friend in the middle to elbow that greasy haired pale chick to the side so this picture will go nicely on my mantel. thanks.

and lastly- heres what Lindsay has to say about this new CallMePapa Blog:

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Dana....Have I Got A Man For You




Dontcha..Dontcha..Dontcha Wish Your Boyfriend Was Hot Like Him

May the Moon Shine Down and Bless You

Meet my friends.



Moonshine Riverwater, Feather Bear Starry Night, And Crackhead.

I met them on an indian reservation called the Darkroom.

Fat Mike Is My Hero

So Last Night I went to see NOFX play at BB Kings, which Fat mike dubbed the "Burger King Lounge" for the night. It was refreshing to see 2000 people packed into a club and freaking out for a band- complete with stage diving and crowd surfing and weird kids in suspenders making "helicopter arms" or whatever they call slam dancing these days. It was also refreshing to see a band roll into new york and not take themselves too seriously. My favorite quote of the night:

Fat Mike: "So how many of you are under 21?"

(theres about 5 people who raise their hands or scream or whatever)

Fat Mike: "And how many people are drinking?"

(the entire place raises their hands)

Fat Mike: "the bar just ran out of beer....so the next time someone makes fun of you for being a nofx fan and says "you like nofx? what are you...14?" you can just say "no- i like nofx and im an alcohooooollllic. so fuck you" "

i thought it was funny....it didnt come through did it? you had to be there? but theres no way anyone reading this wouldve been there. i mean, the only people that read this are jeff and dana. (hi bitches!)

Anyways- the show was excellente. And this guy has the life i dream of:



And tonight Im going to see belle and sebastian and the new pornographers with rachel. They are playing at the Nokia Theater.

Do you want to know what excited me most about this...Its that the Nokia Theater is in Times Square and that means dinner is going to be at.......(drumroll):



I love bubba gump shrimp co. Fried Shrimp Po Boy Here I Come!

Oh yeah. Everyone...please meet...



...our friend DJ E-Trip.

Kristin, Lindsay...I'd like you to meet...



...our new rival blogger. some of you may recognize this heathen. stay tuned for more.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Kristin, I Want to Introduce You To Someone




Kristin- Meet Lindsay (see Below). She can give you a few tips on how to lose the bow and shore more boobage.

Thank You Dress...